Friday, March 17, 2006

I Really Need a Drink Now

ITUSVILLE, Fla. -- Police say three robbers were armed and dangerous, but a 5-foot-1-inch grandmother-to-be was tougher.

Iris Davis, 62, of Cocoa, tackled one of three fleeing robbery suspects after a chase and crash in Canaveral Groves on Wednesday. Davis is a state champion bodybuilder.

The captured robbery suspect was no match for Davis and her muscles. The two-time state champion tackled the man, completely ripping his shirt off.

"This is what gives me confidence," Davis said, flexing her muscles.

Imagine going to the big house and having to tell people that, despite being armed with a weapon, you were somehow taken down by a hermaphrodite bodybuilder with a Dorothy Hamill haircut and bad boob job. How do you put a positive spin on that? That person can pretty much guarantee that they will be someone's prison bitch for a very long time.

2 comments:

Smartypants said...

I thought it was warm in Florida.

David James said...

I just re-examined the photo based on your comment. Argh! I'm blind!!