MJ Sings Late Pope's Prayers

It was reported that pop star Michael Jackson may actually
sing some of the prayers written by the late Pope John Paul.

Father Giuseppe Moscati of the Edizioni Musicali Terzo Millennio, which specializes in church music and organizes musical events at the Vatican, said his company had the rights to 24 of Pope John Paul's prayers and wanted to put together a group of international artists to set them to music.

As luck would have it, I happen to have a one of the Pope’s poems that will be put into song:

“There once was a priest from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
’If my ear was a choir boy, I would fuck it!’”

There was also preview list of some the Pontiff’s other poem titles, such as “Father Fudge,” “Gin and Jesus Juice,” and "Bishop Michael’s Lap." Should be great listening. Hopefully R. Kelly and Pete Townshend will participate on the venture as well.