And in this case, the first two words are "holy shit!"
As previously reported, Britney Spears hired two female "little people" to deliver a birthday cake and sing "Happy Birthday" at her husband's birthday party. You can probably figure out which ones they are in the above photo (psst - make sure to look for the ones with the small shoes).
Most people likely thought that the NY Daily News article was made up or exaggerated ("are you sure that wasn't Lil Kim?"), but the proof is in the pudding. Outstanding. A couple of things I love about this picture:
* You know Britney's awkward side pose was done in an effort to make her look smaller. That's the main problem when you invite little people and then pose with them -- you lose sense of scale.
* I love that the women in green has basically copied Britney's same pose. You almost think she's mocking her. Or at least I hope so.
* What the hell is the woman in the blue wearing? Awful.
And what's one more for the road:
I love how he dresses up for his birthday party by sporting a NY Yankees hat and white white-beater t-shirt. Wow, I couldn't see that ensemble coming. I was hoping he would opt for something a bit more formal, like cornrows and an over-sized white t-shirt. Well, there's always their anniversary.
3 comments:
You know, Britney even looks a bit like her miniature version in the second photo. Kind of liker her own personal Vern Troyer.
Oh ugh. Geez. Ack.
I know. And I just located another picture of the mini-Britney almost passed out. Fantastic stuff.
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