I saw a brief article that said that Enrique Iglesias wants to launch his own brand of small condoms. Evidently, Enrique believes there's an untapped target market, which apparently includes himself.
What the fuck would possess someone like Enrique Iglesias to even hint at the fact that he has a small crank? Sweet Jesus, I didn't think there would be enough truth serum in the world for a sane man to admit that to anyone, let alone the media (not that contactmusic.com is the New York Times or anything, but still).
I am still at a total loss as to why you would ever state something like that unless:
(a) you were totally hammered,
(b) you were testifying in front of a grand jury (although that didn't really stop Scooter Libby), or
(c) it was some backwards way of tricking Anna Kournikova into having anal sex.
If anyone else has any other rational explanation, let me know.
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