Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Disney-licious!

So I took the little ones this weekend to see the latest Disney extravaganza, “Chicken Little,” and I have to tell you I was pretty disappointed. Look, I wasn’t expecting “Citizen Kane” here but I also wasn’t expecting the ninety minutes of pabulum that I was force-fed on Sunday. Jesus Christ, I do not recall Disney movies being this bad when I was young.

That being said, “Chicken Little” was far better than the last Disney movie I saw -- “Winnie the Pooh’s Heffalump Adventure.” That movie was jaw-droppingly bad. You could almost hear in the movie background the faint sound of Walt Disney rolling over in his cryogenic chamber. I would rather watch Paris Hilton’s next OBGYN visit than see that movie again.

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