"Musician" and "actor" Nelly purportedly spent over $10,000 on toys for underprivileged children after he reportedly felt guilty after a strip club binge. Nelly made the donation after he and another "musician" spent $10,000 on strippers and alcohol during a wild night out.
Oooooh, Nelly's a bad boy because he ran up a $10,000 strip club bill.
Oh please. I tell you what, until you run up a $241,000 credit card bill at a strip club, I don't want to hear about that -- and I certainly don't want to read how you unburdened your guilt by buying a bunch of toys for kids. Jesus Christ, you're supposed to be pimp/hip-hop star and you sound like a fucking contrite politician. Instead of buying toys, you should have said fuck it and bought more lap dances.
Because you know when you're career as a hardened rapper is dead when some white bread CEO from the Midwest knows how to represent better than you.
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