Monday, October 24, 2005

Ro ...Sham ... Bo!

It was with much anticipation that I saw that the World's Rock Paper Scissors champion was finally crowned. Big ups to Andrew Bergel, who took home the gold for his ingenious paper throw to defeat second place finisher Stan Long who, sadly, cast rock in his final throw. What a loser.

And while I could certainly use the $7,000 grand prize, I would rather pleasure myself in front of my entire family than admit to everyone that I was the Paper Rock Scissors champion of the world. Of course, I would probably rather watch the RPS tournament than, say, NASCAR.

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