Lenny Kravitz If Fiber-riffic

Lenny Kravitz If Fiber-riffic

If I ever move to Manhattan, please remind me not to drop $3 million on an apartment located anywhere below Lenny Kravitz. According to a Smoking Gun report, Allstate Insurance filed a complaint in New York State Supreme Court contending that Lenny was negligent and careless for allowing his crapper to become "blocked, clogged, and congested."

(((Hurl!)))

Now it should be noted that: (a) Lenny’s mystery river of poo somehow migrated from his toilet, and seeped through the ground floor and made it all the way down to the apartment a few floors down, and (b) this is the second time Lenny's been sued for his toilet's inability to choke down whatever colon loafs Lenny keeps pinching off.

Lenny’s a rock star, so this obviously can’t be his fault. There are a slew (or would it be s-loo?) of other parties to blame -- perhaps it was the fault of the toilet manufacturer .... or maybe the building manufacturer .... or perhaps his dietician (I’m guessing the tofu-black bean chili or the curried chicken was the prime culprit).

Now if I were Lenny I would just assert the classic defense of “coming to the nuisance,” since his neighbors must have been known about his faulty plumbing (double entendre intended) given the prior lawsuit. If not, they sure as hell know now.