Dumb Monkey

Donald Rumsfeld is giving George W. Bush his daily briefing on the war and tells him that three Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.

Stunned, George says "oh my god, that's absolutely terrible," and is at a total loss for words.

He holds his head in his hands for several minutes, almost in tears.

His staff is amazed at the response as the whole room falls silent.

Finally, with a trembling voice, George lifts his head from the table and says, "exactly how many is a brazillion?"