Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Carl Lewis Clearly Not The Baddest Dude Alive

I used to think that Carl Lewis was the baddest dude alive. Until I saw this video of Sébastien Chabal. Chabal, who could double for Rob Zombie's HGH-laddened twin brother, plays flanker and #8 for France's national rugby team, which will be hosting the Rugby World Cup in less than three months.

Chabal, whos's listed at 6'3", 253 lbs, is affectionately referred to in France as "l'homme des cavernes" - "the Caveman." He's also been called the "anaesthetist," which he seems to demonstrate in the first half of the video clip.

I simply call him the baddest dude alive. Step aside Carl, there's a new tough dude wearing a leotard in town. And his name is Sébastien Chabal.

In all seriousness, this dude is bad. There are two hits against the New Zealand All Blacks (which are also full of BAMFers) in this video clip, both of which look very painful. Certainly not for the squeamish or amy anti-violence members of my audience.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

BTW - one average, medium sized NFL running back would bury this guy. This clown just leads with his head. Put him in pads and ask him to take down Clinton Portis - he'd crawl off the field in tears.

Anonymous said...

lol, deluded amerifag

Chabal is 4 stone heavier than Clinton Portis, 5 inches taller, and incomparably aerobically fitter.
He would crush Portis like a child.

The only "big" guys in American Football are the pathetic fatasses in the offensive line.

Still a cool sport, but stop lying to yourself.