In an effort to humanize her public persona, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice will appear in a three-part TV interview to show off her fitness regime, during which she rides a bike, works on her abs, pumps iron and talks about her weight.Good god, have we totally run out news? Unless she's doing something extraordinary -- like running an ultra marathon or dunking a basketball with two hands -- why would anyone network person even think that anyone gives a shirt about her workout routine? How about some follow-up coverage on Scooter Libby, Tom Delay, Dick Cheney, Duke Cunningham, Bill Frist, and the other right-wing fuckwits that are running roughshod this country? Why waste our time with worthless pap like this?
Even worse, there are photos and video tape of her working out. Oymygod, the image of her working out in spandex and tight shirt is enough to make a man insane. I can't look ...
Arrrghh, I'm blinded!!
Must ... get ... more ... Scarlett ...
Ahhh, much better.
5 comments:
scarlett makes all pain go away.
You need to dedicate your album to her so we..., errr, you can meet her.
why the HELL didn't i think of that?!?!
you can be our "manager".
Come on man, get your head out of the studio and into the game!
I'd be happy to be your manager. Shit, I'd gladly be the equipment monkey if it meant that I got to meet her.
Glad you liked the picture, sweetie.
= )
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