Pat Robertson Doesn't Like Funny Talking Religious People

In his ongoing effort to be more like Jesus, Pat Robertson recently said on The 700 Club that Islam was not a religion of peace and that radical Muslims were "satanic."

Robertson's comments came after he watched a news story about Muslim protests in Europe over the cartoon drawings of the Prophet Muhammad. Robertson sensitively remarked that the outpouring of rage elicited by cartoons "just shows the kind of people we're dealing with. These people are crazed fanatics, and I want to say it now: I believe it's motivated by demonic power. It is satanic and it's time we recognize what we're dealing with." Robertson then went on to note that "the goal of Islam, ladies and gentlemen, whether you like it or not, is world domination."

Now re-read the above paragraph substituting "prayer in schools" for "cartoon drawings of the Prophet Muhammad" and "Islam" for "fundamental Christianity," and see if we're not talking about the same thing.

I honestly wonder if this guy is not the unintentionally funniest person of all time. He can't honestly believe this stuff can he?

Pat, may you live a long and healthy life as you continue to share your love, acceptance and charity throughout the world.

And by "live a long and healthy life as you continue to share your love, acceptance and charity throughout the world" I really mean "be repeatedly struck by lightening, you unholy pig."

Amen.