I've been swamped at work, but felt compelled to post this fantastic photo of Tom Cruise, who is rapidly scaling the list of top celebrity trainwrecks. To wit:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Britney Spears
3. Tom Cruise
4. Courtney Love
5. Paris Hilton
Mariah Carey is my darkhorse candidate to shoot up the list. Let me know if I've missed anyone from the trainwreck list.
11 comments:
Good list. I would like to add to it the legend of all trainwreaks. Everyone's favorite *alleged* pedophile and the boy/man that I know you love dearly...Michael Jackson.
anna-nicole smith, maybe?
Dear Jermaine:
I know you are still bitter about being left behind in MJ's limelight. And I know you plan on "authoring" a tell-all book about your freakish brother and his love for all things young and waif-like. But I sould point out that you don't need to draw any more attention to him, as he's already listed as #1.
But, upon second thought, MJ should probably occupy a couple of spots on the list.
ooooh, good one pop. i forgot about her. i'd put her in at #5 at least.
I also forgot Tom Sizemore. That guy is a piece of work.
SIZEMORE!!!! how could we forget?!
I don't know what I was thinking. He has to be in the top 5.
I couldn't put Kevin Federline in the trainwreck catgeory, but he's certainly #1 on the "trainwreck conductor" list. That guy is a piece of work.
popozao, beeeyatch!
he's not so much trainwreck as he is pathetic. maybe more like mopedwreck.
How could you not include Courtney Love on the list?
Uhhh, #4? Were people blinded by the photo of TC?
OH mY GOd! That anonymous person is such a retard.
xoxo,
Lindsay Lohan
(aspiring trainwreak)
See that? That's Britney's thong. There is some more of em over there.
Federline.
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