The Clermont Fellowship Church in Florida will host a free porn weekend in order to help raise community awareness about the issues surrounding pornography. Clermont Fellowship Lead Pastor Tom Casolaro says, "It's time the church talks about porn." To assist in the events, the Clermont Fellowship church will bring in Craig Gross, pastor and founder of XXXchurch.com (whatever the fuck that is, I refuse to look it up at work), and former porn star and prostitute Shelly Lubben ("Lubin'"?). Gross and Lubben will tackle the issues surrounding America's porn problem.
Free porn weekend? Where does one sign up? Sure, I'll sit through some boring 30 minute sermon and sing hymns. Of course, I'll substitute words to make the hymns fit the tone of the sermon (e.g., "Shall We Gather at Your Wiener?"). Hell, I'll even kick in a few dollars to the collection plate in the hopes that "tackle the issues surrounding America's porn problem" is really code for "freely distribute porn to everyone in the audience." Of course, it has to be tastefully done. I do have my minimum standards, you know, so please -- no scat or kangaroo videos.
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Weekend road trip to Florida!!! Can we swing by prison and visit former Florida TV weatherman Bill Kamal?
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