Bukkake!!!

I love Japanese commercials because they're just so utterly insane. This video for Bukkake milk is no different. The bizareness of the commercial is accentuated by its outstanding translated subtitles:

"Having bright thirsty pain of wonderful desire?"
"Bukkake brand milk!"
"#1 most honorable brand, mammal juice drink!"
"Swallow! The flavor is like a fist!"
"Feline disrespect from behind!"

I don't even know what half of this shit is supposed to mean, but goddamn it's funny.