Dearest Salma

In response to recent less-than-flattering pictures, a representative for Salma Hayek has revealed that the actress in pregnant and engaged to French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault.

They say that true love is blind, which might explains why she:


... got knocked up by and engaged to him:


Now I'm probably being way too superficial here. Perhaps he's a sweet guy, with a penchant for romantic poetry. Maybe she was able to find the last nice, normal guy who's tired of playing "the game" and is ready to settle down. You know, maybe Salma Hayek grew tired of the Hollywood superficiality and, against all odds, was able to look past their age difference and his less-then-leading-man looks in order to be with her one true love.

Or maybe it could have something to do with the fact that he’s a billionaire. I don't know, this one is too close to judge.