Dear Former Rep. Foley:
I am profoundly sorry. I made certain statements yesterday that were based on news reports that were released by the liberal media. Reports which later turned out to be inaccurate and incomplete.
Look, I can admit when I'm wrong. Like the time I raked that guy when playing rugby. Or like that time when I snuck out of work to see "Dude, Where's My Car?" That was wrong (on multiple levels).
But now after reviewing the excerpts from the actual transcript of the IM conversation that you had with a teenage male page (how are you supposed to know he was only 16??) and the below video dramatization, I can see that it was totally innocent and harmless. I now realize that your instant messages were taken entirely out of context. I was wrong to assume that IMs such as "get a ruler and measure it for me" and "did you spank it this weekend yourself" were entirely misconstrued. Once again, we have all been duped by the liberal media, which has an ongoing vendetta against honest, god-fearing Republicans like yourself.
Alleged pedophile? No way. Hard working Republican that's been the subject of an unfortunate smear campaign? Absolutely.
Mr. Foley, I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. Good luck with that whole AA recovery thing.
Sincerely,
David James
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Other times you were wrong:
* when you insisted on wearing your “I’M FOR DICK” campaign t-shirt
* when you thought Tiger Woods was a porn name
* when you asked me to leg wrestle with “Mr. Johnson”
* when you told everyone your favorite football player was Dick Buttkiss
* when you voted for Mark Foley
Clearly an unfortunate smear campaign.
Ack.
I had never seen more than one of the comments Foley sent. What a loser. That's the great thing about self-righteousness, it is always born from some sort of deep down self-loathing...which eventually bubbles to the surface like a festering sore. I'm looking forward to when the info comes out about 1) Bush' affair with Condi, 2) Rummy's gay military-style sex with three cadets, and 3) Cheney's cross-dressing habits.
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