As a follow up to yesterday's story about Michael Jackson's plan of opening up an amusement park in Ireland with a leprechaun-inspired theme, it occurred to me that the best part would be naming the rides. And in case they haven't gotten that far yet, I would suggest the following:"Michael Jackson's Gaelic Adventure"
"Potato Famine Funhouse"
"Spaced Out Mountain" sponsored by Guinness
"MJ's Magical Lap"
"It's a Small World in My Pants"
"The Lucky Charms Pants-Optional Funhouse for Boys"
"The Nude Shamrock Slide" (please note age and gender restrictions)
"Jesus Juice Splash Mountain"
"Pirates of the Nether-Region"
"Captain EO's Bed"
"IRA Shooting Gallery"
"Enchanted Tiki Closet"
"Mr. Toad's Really Wild Ride"
"The Matterhorny"
"Erin Go Bragh-less Tea Cup Ride"
"The 'Leprechauns and Girls Are Scary' Museum"
I imagine he'll also be able to easily recoup some of the $635 million investment by selling "Kiss Me Down There, I'm Irish" and Wanna Rub My Blarney Stones?" t-shirts as well.
Kudos to JP for contributing to the list. Of course, feel free to supplement the list as you see fit (as I'm sure Anonymous will do).
3 comments:
How about this one: "My Blog is Getting Kinda Gay"
BTW - where's Mancandy Monday? I'm starvin' fo some candy!
Blog-tastic! Nice suggetsion, anonymous!
LOL... somebody needs a hug... better get anonymous some candy..
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