Gwen Stefani -- the singer, actress and fashion designer -- recently announced that she will bring her trademark rock ’n roll style to the toy industry with a series of limited-edition dolls.
There are eight dolls in all, which Stefani has dubbed the line "Love. Angel. Music. Baby. Fashion Dolls." Each 10-inch doll looks like the platinum-blond rocker or one of her Harajuku Girl dancers (whatever the fuck those are) and are dressed in outfits based on her latest world tour (which I somehow missed, goddammit). The dolls, which retail for $24.95, each come with Stefani-inspired collectibles such as posters, pocket mirrors or trading cards.
First Paris Hilton, now Gwen Stefani. Who will be the next marginally talented, wanna-be entrepreneur to come out with own next self-adulating doll? When can we expect the Jessica Simpson Barbie (self-esteem not included), or the Lindsay Lohan GI Ho (complete with bikini and eating disorder!) model dolls ?
Oh dear 8 lb, 6 oz baby Jesus, please make this insanity stop.
2 comments:
I can't wait for the poseable Nicole Richie stick figure doll. It comes with designer hospital gowns, feeding tubes and I.V. needles for aspiring young medical professionals to practive with
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